Ninja Nerd

While I find this hat to be seriously embarrassing, I have to say, walking up that big Mankato hill, puff snow falling around me, cold wind blowing, I felt intelligent and responsible for having purchased the thing.

I will scale your frozen gutter pipe.

I have been stretching all morning in order to kick higher and with greater fluidity, even while wearing tight, tight under armor.


2 Responses to “Ninja Nerd”

  1. 1 Britt December 6, 2010 at 1:35 pm

    I’ll be impressed when you can stop your heart for several minutes, restart it and defeat the evil drug lord who’s building a nuclear weapon in an abandoned grain elevator.

  2. 2 Geoff Herbach December 6, 2010 at 1:44 pm

    I worked on the heart stop strategy through the smoking of cigarettes, but realized the smoke smell gave me away. I’ll get there, Britt!

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Geoff Herbach. I am the author of Stupid Fast and Nothing Special, among a bunch of other stuff. When I'm not writing, I teach writing at Minnesota State, Mankato.

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