House Plants

I have never taken care of more than one plant at a time (one and a half, really — weird plant I forgot in the corner of old front room that went brown but wouldn’t die really should be partially included). Now I have five or six or seven, because I like the way they look in other people’s houses. Some days my plants look really good and healthy. I rejoice.  Other days they look droopy and ill. This does not seem to coincide in anyway with watering. It’s like they’re moody or they get tired. I shouted out in pain this morning when I saw my favorite plant drooping. This plant has twice been blown onto the floor by winds in the sunroom, but keeps on keeping on, until this morning. I don’t know why this morning.  There’s no cause I can think of.  I’m so confused, plant.

Sad Mr. Bender


1 Response to “House Plants”

  1. 1 Steph August 14, 2010 at 11:29 am

    Oh no! Mr. Bender! Don’t be a bender! Be a stander!

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Geoff Herbach. I am the author of Stupid Fast and Nothing Special, among a bunch of other stuff. When I'm not writing, I teach writing at Minnesota State, Mankato.

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