Cold Day AssBomb SnakPak

Here Herbach sits on the coldest Saturday of the winter.  He has watched his beloved basketball team, The Badgers of Wisconsin, defeat the #4 ranked Boilermakers of Purdue.  One might think that the joy associated with the wonderful television sports win would put Herbach in the mood for healthy living, but no.  There is a dryness in the air which demotivates.  Herbach’s bottom, on his way out to pick up his children this morning, first froze to the Jetta fabric, then burned as the seat heater suddenly set itself to fry (ass fries).  He lost some energy from this situation.  Then, the children (his and pal Steph’s got several phone calls inviting them to places not his own — rather to friends’ homes).  And, his plans to entertain the weesters through winter outdoor activity drained away, the plug pulled by the gravity of other weesters who are eminently more interesting than dear old dad.  More energy left him.  And, then, after the emotional victory over the Boilermakers of Purdue, Herbach drifted off to nap, then awoke to find himself eating a Velveeta salsa dip (including both Velveeta and fried ground beef).  He noticed he was drinking beer, too.

Herbach watches random sports while downing various food items of ill-repute.

This Cold Day AssBomb SnakPak can sneak up on a fellow and doom an entire week’s worth of reasonable gym activity!

Stay vigilant.  Do not look away.


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Geoff Herbach. I am the author of Stupid Fast and Nothing Special, among a bunch of other stuff. When I'm not writing, I teach writing at Minnesota State, Mankato.

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