Too Busy To Hit Gym, Failing Yoga Grade Ensues

Thankfully tomorrow is the first day of the rest of my life.  After sleeping marginally, time ticked away and I wasn’t able to hit the gym to properly pursue Castaway Hanks-like fleetness of foot.  In a tight spot both literally and metaphorically, I attempted to exercise in my living room using ancient methods perfected in the Southeast of Asia.  Grade: F.

 

Failure Pose #1

Failure Pose #1

Failure Pose #2

Failure Pose #2

Failure Pose #3, "Herbach Surrender"

Failure Pose #3, "Herbach Surrender"

Thankfully all bets are off New Years day.  That means one of two things: 1) I shall lie in front of the television sweating all day, 2) I shall begin at the beginning on the first day of the New Year.  As this guy is totally unstoppable, there is a 51.1 percent chance that number 2) is coming at you.  Should number 1) come at you, the Unsinkable This Guy will begin at the beginning anew on day two of the New Year.  Change is coming.

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